Fully Professed Guards

Guard Cesar N. Holdem : In Service since 2012

Guard Inya, Captain of the Guard : In Service since 2005

Fully Professed Guards : Emeritus and Transferred

Guard Douche : In Service 2005 - 2006

Guard Ildo : In Service 2007-2008

Guard Isaac Weiner : In service 2015 - 2021
Currently serving The Tampa Bay Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, The House of the Pillaged Booty

Guard Matt Hadder : In Service 2018 - 2021
Currently serving The Tampa Bay Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, The House of the Pillaged Booty

Guard Peter Beater : In Service 2005 - 2021
Currently serving The Tampa Bay Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, The House of the Pillaged Booty

Guard Rolo Dex : In Service 2006-2009

Guard Titan Hard : In Service 2013 - 2022

Guard Whip-Hir Snapper : In Service 2007-2009

Guard Zilla : In Service 2013 - 2020

Guards in Training :  Acolyte Corps

Novice Guard José Kañú Sí