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The Job of a Sister is to Promulgate Universal Joy and Expiate Stigmatic Guilt. Sisters comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable. Sisters ruin it for everyone. Sisters also raise funds for charity. Would you like Sisters to raise the JOY level at your event? Please fill out and submit the form below.

Use the Event and Tasks box to tell us about your organization, event, where it is promoted, location, the date(s) and times, theme, how many Sisters you would like, what tasks you would like Sisters to perform, and percentage of funds raised, if any, that you wish to donate to The SD Sisters. Fill out this form to be considered for our grant cycle. The more we know, the more quickly we can respond to your request!